This week’s Top Ten Tuesday topic is:

Funny Book Titles

Oh boy, I wish I were making some of these up, but I really am not… Also I had to add in full screenshots of the book covers instead of a collage as some of them are…precious!

Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine! – Chris Maynard & Bill Scheller

Toilet Paper Origami: Delight Your Guests with Fancy Folds and Simple Surface Embellishments – Linda Wright

How to Avoid Matrimony: The Layman’s Guide to The Laywoman – Herald Froy

What Not to Wear on a Horse  – Ginny Oakley and Stephanie Soskin

The Pop-Up Book of Phobias – Gary Greenberg

The Humanure Handbook: A Guide to Composting Human Manure – Joseph Jenkins

How to Live with an Idiot: Clueless Creatures and the People Who Love Them – John J. Hoover

(I feel sad for the family member who discovers this book stashed away)

Impeccable Birdfeeding: How to Discourage Scuffling, Hull-Dropping, Seed-Throwing, Unmentionable Nuisances and Vulgar Chatter at Your Birdfeeder – Bill Adler Jr.

Liberace: Your Personal Fashion Consultant – Michael & Karan Feder

Deodorizing the Skunk by Surgery – Ray Singleton (bwahahaha, that skunk caption!)

Top Ten Tuesday was created by The Broke and the Bookish in June of 2010 and was moved to That Artsy Reader Girl in January of 2018.